Before reading, you should know that in rare cases, men can be jumpoffs too. The signs travel both ways. Feel free to add on to the list. Now, on with the show! Ahem…
1. Show up unannounced one day. If he’s not happy to see you or worse, if he peeks through the window and doesn’t let you in, you’re a jumpoff.
2. He sends out subliminal messages via his facebook and twitter status. Quoting sweet hip hop lyrics and lines from Love Jones. You question him. He responds with something like: “I’m hurt that you would even question that. If you have to question it, then no those weren’t for you”
3. He asks your friend out to dinner. Then claims he didn’t know you and her were “cool like that”
4. He only calls you to find out where you are and when you can come over.
5. He took you out to dinner. That one time.
6. He doesn’t want you telling anyone about him and he damn sure hasn’t told a soul about YOU.
7. Try to cuddle with him. Get shut down. Squint. Tilt head to the right. “Hmm…”
8. When you start questioning the direction of this “relationship” y’all have, you’re being dramatic and overanalytical.
9. The minute you bring up feelings and emotions, he cuts you off and claims that not only are you stressing him out but he can’t deal with all that mess.
10. When that time of the month rolls around, you have to check his twitter updates to see if he’s still alive.
TO BE CONTINUED.............
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